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| User: | bolshevik (382986)
The Life and Times of Bolshevik
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| Name: | nora |
| Location: | Los Angeles, California, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1980-12-14 |
| E-mail: | ngruber@hotmail.com
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| bolshevik | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  to9111 (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Bio: | I was born on October 26, 1879, son of a hard-working, thrifty, and well-to-do jewish farmer, in the southern part of Ukraine. My family valued education highly, and when I was about nine years old they let me move to the city of Odessa, to stay with my 'uncle' and to go to school. I was an exeptionally bright and capable student, and in 1896 I moved to Nicolayev to complete my education and to study matematics. This is where I turned into a bolshevik. In 1897 I was instrumental in founding the South Russia Workers Union and in 1898 the Russian Social Democratic Labour Party (RSDLP). I was arrested for my political activities, put in prison, and in 1900 deported to Siberia. In 1902 I adopted the name Trotsky and as I escaped, I met Lenin in London. Then I joined Lenin on the staff of Iskra (The Spark), the Communist newspaper. As intellectuals, we had much respect for each other, however, in 1903 at the Second Congress of the RSDLP, the Bolsheviks were led by Lenin, while I was among the Menshevik leaders. In 1905 I returned to Russia, where I participated actively in the first Russian Revolution, and in December that year I was elected President of the St Petersburg Soviet. However, myself and several other members of the St. Petersburg Soviet were soon arrested, and after a trial we were deported to Western Siberia in January 1907. Boooo... That year I escaped Siberia, and at the Fifth Party Congress in London I met that dick Stalin for the first time.
In 1917, as the Tsar abdicated, I went to Russia, and in August that year I became a member of the Central Committe of the Bolshevik Party, which had Lenin as its uncontested leader and visionary. I became second in command after Lenin. Yeay me! In 1918 I was appointed People's Commissar for Military and Naval Affairs, and as such I managed the founding of the Red Army. As Lenin became ill in 1922, and died two years later, Stalin gained the control of the Soviet Union. Stalin hated my guts (he was jelauos of my moustache), and in 1927 I was expelled from the Excecutive Committe of Comintern. In 1928 I was banished to Alma Ata in Kazakhstan, and from there deported to Turkey in 1929. I supposedly died in Mexico on August 20, 1940 but I am actually living in the body of an attractive, svelte 24 year old capitalist Hungarian-German jewish chick in Los Angeles, California .
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| Interests: | 4: cheese, filming, sexing, snow skiing |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: |  | 21: | aaronmaiden, antoine_s, attwell, boubique, cmmdtyfetishist, contronatura, coqueta21, damienh, drschwarz, fresch, jacquesk, jdryznar, jmhudson, livarot, mulsie, nrolland, orit79, refresch, shekb, touchtone, zenithberwyn |  | 1: | iron_maiden |
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| Member of: | 2: iron_maiden, photography |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
